Own Your Very Own Bag Of Trump Hair – Which is actually 3oz of cotton candy
The Trump hair Official Cotton Candy of America is Made from 100% organic sugar and all natural ingredients
Brace yourself bad hombres! The most famous prank wig in all the land is going on tour and according to President Trump’s latest executive order, you’re all legally mandated to come with.
This light and fluffy cotton candy is guaranteed to melt in your mouth faster than Sean melts down in front the press gallery.Whether you need a sweet afternoon fix or an easily transportable treat to bribe a foreign friend or dignitary, Trump Hair Candy’s got your back. Just one taste and you and your shady business associates will be going bananas for this banana-flavored hair helmet.
According to something POTUS read, or saw, or heard, but can’t remember where this Bag of Trump Hair is the greatest fringe benefit to come out of Washington. Period.
Still think this is fake news? Fine. Just read our testimonials:
“Magnificent. The best. A truly great brand of cotton covfefe” – Donald
“О ч е н ь в к у с н а я к о н ф е т а ” – Vladimir
“I don’t know what cotton candy is. But if cotton candy is a force for good, then I’m going to be eating a lot of cotton candy” – Ivanka
“MMM Candy” – C. Christie
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