Introducing The Willy Warmer
When the cold winds blow in from the polars, we bundle up from head to toe, but men have been neglecting one key area for far too long. The weiner!!!!!!!!!
Finally after years of evolution and product research and development, there’s appropriate winter gear for a man’s most prized appendage – The Peter Heater knitted willy warmer!
This festive red willy warmer is knit with love and sure to keep your package roasty toasty when the temperature drops – so nothing else does.
The Peter Heater is made to fit most men, and includes a drawstring around the top to keep it in place. Designed specifically for keeping everything warm, this winter must-have has designated areas to fit comfortably around the twig and two berries. Nice!
Topping this year’s list of funny gifts for men, the Peter Heater is sure to be a hysterical hit for any occasion. Wrap up this naughty gift for your anniversary, birthday gag gift, or a still stocking stuffer for men who spend all winter complaining they’re freezing their balls off.
A MITTEN FOR YOUR MAN MEAT – It’s time we keep EVERYTHING warm safe against cold, harsh winds. Keep your willy warmer all winter long.
KNIT TO BE A HIT – What holiday morning is complete without a “homemade” knit gift? Instead of giving him another boring scarf, this silly stocking stuffer for men will have everyone laughing.
ONE SIZE FITS MOST – Designed for comfort, the special knit of this willy warmer offers some give for the gifted, and a drawstring top for the general population.