Funny Bad Parking Cards
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Funny Bad Parking Cards
Are you SICK OF A**HOLES PARKING LIKE IDIOTS? Well, you can finally unleash your righteous anger with These funny bad parking cards
LIKE A FAKE PARKING TICKET BUT MEANER. Simply slip it under the windshield wiper, through the driver’s door window, or into the gas tank with some sugar…Editor’s Note: Definitely don’t do this.
DEPUTIZE YOURSELF in the fight against bad parking. We can’t win without your help, soldier. There are people parking over the lines as we speak!
Hate bad parking? then take your revenge with these Funny Bad Parking Cards
Start Winning the fight Against Bad Drivers
How hard is it really to just park in between the lines? Does that 4×4 really need to take up two parking spaces? I mean really. How inconsiderate are these morons? Well, It’s about time that we good drivers had something to communicate to these idiots, and we give you these funny bad parking cards
Swift, Quiet Revenge
Use these funny bad parking cards when you are in your car and you locate an a**hole in the wild (and by wild, I mean parked in a disabled persons space with no badge) you can simply and secretly slide one of these cards under their windshield wiper. Your recipient will see a friendly and inviting business card inviting them to buy something. However, little do they know, that their world is about to come crumbling down (or something to that effect). Either way, these funny bad parking cards make their day a little worse, which will please the Parking Gods.
This is An Excellent Novelty Gift or Stocking Stuffer (for Naughty Children)
Are you looking for the perfect gag gift for your Secret Santa? Look no further. These funny bad parking cards inspire universal hatred, unless your friend or loved one is in fact a bad parker themselves. In that case, you must immediately disown that person. It’s the only way. For everyone else, though, these consistently make for great novelty gifts, so long as the recipient has a…colorful…sense of humor.
The Funny Bad Parking Cards Contain The Following Phrazes
You might want to check your steering wheel for shit because it looks like it was parked by an asshole.
Wow! Another Euro-import driver parked his car like an asshole. Shocking!
Ford 3:50 – And the Lord sayeth, you park like a fucking moron.
My grandmother parks better than you. And she’s blind, armless, and dead.
Learn to park. Asshole.