Dont Put Dick in Machinery Prank

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DON’T PUT YOUR DICK IN THE MACHINERY PRANK

ARE YOUR COWORKERS TOTAL IDIOTS? Mine are too. These stickers have saved so many dicks at our shop, it’s ri-dick-ulous. So many dicks.
THIS DO NOT PUT YOUR DICK IN THE MACHINERY PRANK IS CHEAPER THAN PENIS INSURANCE. We don’t have to tell you how expensive penis insurance is. Just get these totally legit stickers and save yourself a giant wad. Of cash…
BRO, DON’T PUT THAT THERE! Rest easy knowing you’ve properly labeled all the potential dangers of the world, keeping your friends and their first mates safe.

$8.99 (as of February 8, 2020, 10:00 pm)

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Don’t Put Your Dick In Machinery Prank Decal – In Vase You Didn’t Know

How big is the sticker?

This is a legitimate warning sticker that measures 3 inches tall and 6 inches long. We haven’t skimped on size. We promise you’ll be happy with it.

Will this machinery prank sticker last a long time?

Absolutely. Made in the USA from high quality, UV and weather-resistant vinyl, your sticker will definitely stand up for the long-haul.

I’ve had it with these motherf***ing dicks in the motherf***ing machinery.

Why does everyone keep putting their private parts in the machinery? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Don’t do it Tom…TOM! TOM STOP. Sonofabitch I’m gonna have to clean that up now.

What Are the Biggest Dangers I Need to Protect My Friends From?

Definitely the fuel door on their car, truck or ATV. Don’t forget about the toaster, the vice in the garage, the vacuum cleaner, the leaf blower, their laptop, and of course the key hole on their office/apartment/dorm door.

What If My Friends Can’t Read this machinery prank?

These stickers are completely unambiguous with a picture/diagram that makes the looming danger of whatever they are stuck to perfectly evident.

Will These Stickers Come Off Easily?

So many euphemisms. But no, these suckers will be permanent reminders of what not to put in whatever they’re adhered to.

30-Day Free Returns & Satisfaction Guaranteed!

If you aren’t completely satisfied with your do not put your dick in the machinery prank, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!

ARE YOUR COWORKERS TOTAL BUTT MUCHES? Mine are too. These stickers have saved so many dicks at our shop, it’s ri-dick-ulous. So many dicks.
CHEAPER THAN PENIS INSURANCE. We don’t have to tell you how expensive penis insurance is. Just get these totally legit stickers and save yourself a giant wad. Of cash…
BRO, DON’T PUT THAT THERE! Rest easy knowing you’ve properly labelled all the potential dangers of the world, keeping your friends and their first mates safe.
MOUNT A CAMPAIGN AGAINST DISMEMBERMENT. You know your dumb ass coworkers are going to put their dicks in that shiny new machine. Use These Stickers to Prevent that inevitable workers comp claim.
100% SAFETY GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK. If your friends use our product as directed, and still sustain a dick-related wound, let us know immediately so we can personally laugh at them.

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