Description

Ship your friends an embarrassing micropenis cure

Choose the Gift of Maximum Cringe

How often do you get to mess with people with just a few clicks  and ship your friends. What a time to be alive!

———– INSTRUCTIONS ———–

Make sure you select your target’s address

If you send it to yourself and complain to us, we will definitely laugh at you.

If you want to leave them a note

Check the “This is a gift” box close to the “Add to Cart” button then on the checkout page, type your message in the “Gift Message” box. We will print out the note and include it inside the package.

If you want them to have to sign for it in-person

Choose expedited shipping and we’ll upgrade the shipping so they’ll have to sign for it in person. It’ll be hilarious.

———– FAQ ———–

Are you guys serious right now?

As serious as a freaking micro penis. Doing God’s work, people.

Are there other “website” names available?

Definitely. Search Amazon for “BigAssDildos” and “VaginalOdorHelper” to ship your friends. And we’ll be adding more over time.

I received one of these. My coworkers saw it. What the hell do I do now?

There’s only one thing to do: Get Revenge. Search for Witty Yeti on Amazon to see all of our prank options. How about a prank bath bomb that starts out smelling lovely then smells like literal ass after a few minutes? Or an innocuous package that is actually a glitter cannon? We’ve got options for you, baby!

Satisfaction Guaranteed from the ship your friends micropenis cure!

Unlike your micro-peniled friend’s conquests, you will be completely satisfied with this member of our inventory. If we didn’t completely ruin your friend’s day, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!

Happy Pranking!
IMAGINE THEIR WINCING FACE when the mailman hands them this package or the mail guy at work walks this to their desk. It’ll be glorious! MUAHAHAHA
APRIL FOOLS 24/7. We believe the world needs more friendly mischief in it. Like Gandhi said, “Be the change you want to see in the world.” So we send prank micropenis packages. And YOU CAN TOO!
TOTALLY ANONYMOUS OR LEAVE A NOTE. Choose “This is a Gift” during checkout and leave your note. We’ll print it and include it in the package so you can taunt your victim.
UPGRADE TO MAKE THEM SIGN FOR IT. Choose Expedited Shipping to upgrade your prank and make them sign for the package. They’ll have to sit there signing a slip while the mailman silently judges them.
WE ALSO HAVE GLITTER BOMBS! Search Amazon for Witty Yeti Glitter Bomb for our confetti bomb versions!