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Whenever you’ve got the urge and you need some relief, get the Dump Trump Toilet Paper and relax knowing our paper is softer than his face.

Whether you like Donald Trump or despise him, we can all agree that he is as wild and wacky as you’re going to find in a US President. That’s why it’s time to commemorate this epic American tale with something that will help us all protect our own American tails…Donald Trump ‘Dump Trump’ toilet paper.

Here are just a few reasons why you need to wipe that smile off Donald’s face with this unforgettable toilet paper:

• • It’s 3-ply but matches Trumps personality = ABRASIVE.
• • Even if you have Donald Trump-sized “tiny hands”, we won’t deport you.
• • With each wipe you can pretend you’re firing someone who adores him, like Steve Bannon, or Vladimir Putin.
• • When you give it as a gift you’re sure to make someone laugh and others irate, we’re sure you have a good reason for both.
• • Regardless of what happened on Election Day, our toilet paper is still clearly the leading candidate in your bathroom.
• • Trump would hate our toilet paper, its made in CHINA.
• • It’s the best joke of 2017 , which means it could be running for President in 2020.
• • Stick it in your office bathroom or guest bathroom to see how fast it gets used and the looks on people’s faces!

Have a sense of humour, get Dump Trump toilet paper by clicking “Add to Cart” now.

WIPE AWAY THE STAINS OF THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION with toilet paper that’s rough on Trumps face.
 Time to tell Donald Trump that there’s no wall tall enough or tough enough to keep us from spreading the joy (and our cheeks) with good bathroom humor.
 YOU’RE FIRED! This is one novelty item that truly represents the ridiculousness of our presidential campaign; give it as a birthday gift or funny gift to people who take this stuff too seriously.
HILARIOUS GAG GIFTS – You’ll also receive a downloadable Donald Trump ejoke book and a Dump Trump bumper sticker as an added item.
 We’d offer you a money back guarantee, but as it turns out refunding used toilet paper isn’t the best plan. However, we assure you that our toilet paper is the only one you’ll find with the S*%*T already on it.